Alan Simpson actually said: 'Over the last 40 years, I have had my size 15 feet in my mouth a time or two...when I make a mistake, "It's a doozy!"'
'[To a women's rights advocate:] Call when you get honest work!'
'[To Social Security activist:] If you don't watch out, the 18 year olds might rise up against the 90 year olds. It could happen. Keep an eye out.'