Alan Simpson actually said: 'You'll be picking with the chickens yourself when you're 65.'
'How old are you? I said, how old are you? I'm about 40 years your age and you're lecturing me about the importance of Social Security?'
'Over the last 40 years, I have had my size 15 feet in my mouth a time or two...when I make a mistake, "It's a doozy!"'